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Fang isn't gangster, he's FANGster. Rap the following to the beat of "Baby Got back"
Nudge: Oh my god, Angel, look at her wings.
Angel: She looks like one of those emo guys' girlfriends.
Nudge: But you know, who understands those emo kids?
Angel: They only talk to her because she's a total avian, 'kay?
Fang: I like big wings and I cannot lie! You mini-wingers can't deny.
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and the feathers in you face you get slammed!
wanna fly away cause you notice those wings were fluffed
In the leather jacket she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop starin
Oh Max, girl, I wanna go kiss ya, and take a picture
Ig and Gazzy tried to warn me, but those wings make me so--
Iggy: Fang, wake up. Breakfast. Were you seriously just singing Baby Got Back in your sleep?!
Fang (nervously): heh heh...
Nudge: Oh my god, Angel, look at her wings.
Angel: She looks like one of those emo guys' girlfriends.
Nudge: But you know, who understands those emo kids?
Angel: They only talk to her because she's a total avian, 'kay?
Fang: I like big wings and I cannot lie! You mini-wingers can't deny.
When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and the feathers in you face you get slammed!
wanna fly away cause you notice those wings were fluffed
In the leather jacket she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop starin
Oh Max, girl, I wanna go kiss ya, and take a picture
Ig and Gazzy tried to warn me, but those wings make me so--
Iggy: Fang, wake up. Breakfast. Were you seriously just singing Baby Got Back in your sleep?!
Fang (nervously): heh heh...
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Incredibly maximum
Fang sighed, looking away from the scene on Anne's porch. He was kissing her. Max...His Max. Now most of you may think that it's not fair for him to claim her. But he can do whatever he wants. He's known her for forever. Max was his other half. Her pain hurt him, his pain hurt her. It wasn't fair to tell them that they couldn't be together. Iggy looked up at him. "Something wrong, Fnick...?" He did his emotionless half shrug, walking away from the porch, and into the bathroom.
You said its over
I said "that's ok
I wasn't in to you anyway"
I told you "lately
you irritate me your laugh is too loud
you're the last girl I'd look at
if you
Literature
Maximum Ride Obsessed
You might be obsessed with Maximum Ride if...
-You have had romantic fantasies with a character (or two)
-You have fan art on display somewhere
-You can give direct quotes from most (if not all) of the important characters
-You have been to the Maximum Ride website in the past month
-You went out and bought the fourth book the day it came out (or ordered it online before then)
-You have called your best friend Max (or Fang)
-You have confused your crush with Fang (or Max)
-You name your dog Total*
-You actually tried to fly*
-Everytime you see an actual eraser you scream and hide under your bed*
-You have an obsession for blowing t
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Max and Fang Idea :FUNNY:
The Towel Incident (Could Iggy possibly be JEALOUS?!)
Iggy: *Walks up to Max and Fang, all angry like* Oh, so you let him see you in that towel, eh? Well, I'm freaking blind as a bat and you wouldn't let me in that bathroom, and I to GO! Freaking BAD!
Max: Uh...Iggy--? (Fang is snickering quite loudly)
Iggy: BUT NOOOO! But your little boyfriend here is allowed to see you scarf naked all he wants, ain't that right?!
Max: T.T; (Fang is LHAO)
Iggy: And you're probably PREGNANT right now; LIKE WE NEED A FREAKING BABY TO TOTE AROUND WITH US WHEREVER WE GO! I mean, COME ON, Max! You're our leader! You should have more freaking sense than what
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I just love humiliating Fang! Lyrics to the real song:
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
from:
[link]
Maximum Ride (c) James Patterson
Baby got back (c) Sir Mix-a-lot
This version (c)
AKA me
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
from:
[link]
Maximum Ride (c) James Patterson
Baby got back (c) Sir Mix-a-lot
This version (c)
AKA me © 2008 - 2024 cbaby167
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LOL LMAO XD AND ANY OTHER LAUGHING THINGS THAT EXIST